Wishing Time!

[keats]

You all know what a off-topic section means... forum games! Here's one called corrupt wishes. For those of you who do not know how it works, here's an explanation:
I will start out with a wish. The next person who posts will grant my wish, but with a nasty and unexpected turn! For example-
-I wish I could fly!
-Wish granted, but you are locked up in a small dark room for the rest of your life.
Simple.
After you grant a wish, don't forget to make a wish to keep the thread going!

[keats]

I wish for a box of chocolates.

[erebos]

Sept 7, 2009 14:02:47 GMT -5 keats said:

I wish for a box of chocolates.

Wish granted... but now you are diabetic!

I wish I had a time machine.

[Ruby]

Wish granted! Though it only effects the time immediately surrounding you, and the button is stuck on fast forward. Enjoy your wrinkles!

I wish for a tin foil hat.

[keats]

Granted. Now everyone will start making fun of you to your face, instead of behind your back >

I wish I could have eternal youth!

[azkon]

Granted.

Now die a lonely death at the end of time.

I wish to wish upon a wishing star that doesn't turn into a black hole or fades out depressingly from a white dwarf to a black dwarf and produces no children stars.

Granted. But wishing stars don't necessarily grant wishes. You may want to recover your money from the fountain as well.

I wish people can understand me better.

[keats]

Ah, you got your wishing star, but no one can possibly understand your sheer queerness. This failed wish causes an interdimensional collapse on the quarkic level, resulting in the spontanious fission of nutrino streams, which split and decay exponentially, effectively penetrating the fourth dimension, temporarily reversing time, polarizing the properties of all matter, resulting in sudden atmospheric decompression, causing your body to explode. Painfully.

Now I wish for a bunny.

[erebos]

Jan 3, 2010 22:20:46 GMT -5 keats said:

Ah, you got your wishing star, but no one can possibly understand your sheer queerness. This failed wish causes an interdimensional collapse on the quarkic level, resulting in the spontanious fission of nutrino streams, which split and decay exponentially, effectively penetrating the fourth dimension, temporarily reversing time, polarizing the properties of all matter, resulting in sudden atmospheric decompression, causing your body to explode. Painfully.

Now I wish for a bunny.

Wish granted.

I wish I could be the star of an action movie.

[keats]

Ah, Monty Python, good times...

Anyway, wish granted. In the end of the movie, you are depicted tragically and painfully dying. Also, it's a snuff film. Look it up.

I wish for the ability to travel through time, so I can get all sorts of cool gadgets.